I blew into this world on a leaf.
I’m still blowing. I don’t think I’ll ever land.
my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape
DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME
Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper
parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love
Don’t befriend writers unless you want texts like this at 4:17 in the morning.
Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.
WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT
an angry one