I feel like they just conspired together…
THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.
This is so adorable!!
he he he he he
What if the Doctor’s name is just something like
You mean like this
when you meet someone cool
when that person thinks you’re cool
when you become cool friends with that person
when you do cool stuff together
The final, brilliant word on passive voice.
“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive
“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active
Well, this is officially the most awesome writing advice I have ever seen.
Ok this is kind of brilliant a little bit yes.
Brilliant! I will forever keep this in mind when writing from now on.
so there’s this board in our school showing a bunch of amazing answers people actually gave in exams. its like a hall of shame
A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING TO SEE SOME MORE OF THESE SO HERE YOU GO
so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing
then he goes “oh good you got my tweet” and giggled manically
my dad thinks hes famous now, he keeps asking me to check the notes
This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
It’s so fucking perfect I cannot even.
yes these all make perfect sense to me
It’s like “sea pancake”. Perfect.
my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score
i shit you not
he’s being fucking paid to be pretend to be a dragon
that’s 7-year old me’s fucking dream
His smile is somewhere between demonically terrifying and really really hot.